#1
I was sitting on my bed and reading a book and the book was about a cat who lived under a rock and ate baby mice all day and all night.
#2
The man who had a very large head ran slowly down the paved road that had very few cars driving on it and was in a large desert in the middle of Texas and Texas is in America.
#3
If you live in the USA chances are you are fat and greasy 1 third of Americans are over weigh and they have a McDonald's on ever street i am glad don't live in America or else i might be fat too and thats bad.
#4
When i looked out my window i saw a bunch of gangsters beating up a dog so i went downstairs and told my mom and dad and they said they were going to call the police and that the police would come and save the dog but by the time the police got to them the dog was dead.
#5
Last night when the clock struck 12 a ghost come sneaking out of the great clock in my living room the ghost could have been my grandpa but he had a big nose and my grandpa didn't he snuck into my room and pulled off all my covers and i woke up and he was stealing my alarm clock so i shot him with my air soft gun and he disappeared.
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
There are plenty of video games. They are all based on different things. They can come from a variety of categories such as sports, to shooting everything you see. Late at night, if you are playing a game, you will have to turn the volume low or else you might wake up your parents. Unfortunately, you may get yelled at.
Friday, April 9, 2010
Sentance Openers Paragraph
*NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT THE PRIVACY OF OTHERS*
Quickly, we darted down to the field to see this highly anticipated recess. Ryan McClain was going to dump paint on Kelly Heart. Under the tree, Kelly, the nastiest, greasiest, gnarliest girl in the school, sat reading a harry potter book. Since the day before, Ryan had been looking for a way to get back at Kelly for ruining his project. He crept up behind the tree and poured a heaping bucked of paint water on Kelly's greasy hair. Stunned, Kelly sprung to her feet and dashed after Ryan. Luckily, Ryan's buddies, including me, we ready to stone her. Fleeing from the scene, Ryan suddenly tripped over a root, and Kelly was upon him. We were baffled. Kelly was sitting on Ryan, face in between her thunderous thighs, tickling him, and there was nothing we could do about it. Finally, the bell blared, and Kelly released Ryan from the torturous grasp she had on him. He was extremely upset, but he had learned his lesson. Don't mess with Kelly.
Quickly, we darted down to the field to see this highly anticipated recess. Ryan McClain was going to dump paint on Kelly Heart. Under the tree, Kelly, the nastiest, greasiest, gnarliest girl in the school, sat reading a harry potter book. Since the day before, Ryan had been looking for a way to get back at Kelly for ruining his project. He crept up behind the tree and poured a heaping bucked of paint water on Kelly's greasy hair. Stunned, Kelly sprung to her feet and dashed after Ryan. Luckily, Ryan's buddies, including me, we ready to stone her. Fleeing from the scene, Ryan suddenly tripped over a root, and Kelly was upon him. We were baffled. Kelly was sitting on Ryan, face in between her thunderous thighs, tickling him, and there was nothing we could do about it. Finally, the bell blared, and Kelly released Ryan from the torturous grasp she had on him. He was extremely upset, but he had learned his lesson. Don't mess with Kelly.
sentance starters
VSS- He was horrified
VSS- She is massive
LY- Quickly, he dashed down the hallway
LY- Angrily, he smashed his Friend in the face
ED- Excited, he threw his arms in the air
ED- Horrified, he hid himself under the pillow
CLAUSAL- While adam worked on his farm, I sat and played xbox
CLAUSAL- Although the building was on its side, it is still amazing landmark
ING- Dancing, the young lady tripped on her dress
ING- Screaming, mom blew bursted a blood vassal
PREPOSITIONAL- Under the bed law a mess of cans and chip bags
PREPOSITIONAL- Above the clouds, an airplane soared high
SUBJECT- The cat was 35 lbs
SUBJECT- I fell and crushed my elbow
VSS- She is massive
LY- Quickly, he dashed down the hallway
LY- Angrily, he smashed his Friend in the face
ED- Excited, he threw his arms in the air
ED- Horrified, he hid himself under the pillow
CLAUSAL- While adam worked on his farm, I sat and played xbox
CLAUSAL- Although the building was on its side, it is still amazing landmark
ING- Dancing, the young lady tripped on her dress
ING- Screaming, mom blew bursted a blood vassal
PREPOSITIONAL- Under the bed law a mess of cans and chip bags
PREPOSITIONAL- Above the clouds, an airplane soared high
SUBJECT- The cat was 35 lbs
SUBJECT- I fell and crushed my elbow
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Wondeful day for April Fools
AHAHAHAHAHAHA IDIOT I GOT YOU
That was my moms reaction to my amazing April fools prank. It all started at 11pm. My parents were sound asleep, and i was on the move. I had my genius plan assembled. Just the day before i bought 7 gallons of chocolate sauce, and a couple of ice cream buckets. Step one was finished.
Step 2. I had to rig all of the chocolate sauce above the doors she was going through, and in her new Mercedes car seats and exhaust. When she woke up and went to work, she would be covered in chocolate. It was an amazing plan. It was hard work. The chocolate ice cream tubs were extremely heavy, and the doors seemed higher than they normaly would. But it would be worth it. deffinatly.
It was 3:30. My mom would awake from her relaxing slumber only to be covered in gooey chocolate sauce. It would be amazing. Just a couple more hours. I tried my hardest to stay awake, but my eyes eventually grew heavy, and by 5, i was overcome by my tiredness.
I woke up at 7:25. My mom shoudl just be waking up from her warm soft bed. i stayed in my room for a couple of minutes just to hear her reaction. Her room is right below mine. Still waiting after a few minutes. I went down to look. When i opened my door, i felt a bump, and looked up to see a heaping bowl of chocolate sauce oozing down into my face. I whipped off the sauce from my face, to see my moms grinning face. Holding onto her side laughing, she threw me a towel. Its ok though, she and her car would feel the pain pretty soon!
That was my moms reaction to my amazing April fools prank. It all started at 11pm. My parents were sound asleep, and i was on the move. I had my genius plan assembled. Just the day before i bought 7 gallons of chocolate sauce, and a couple of ice cream buckets. Step one was finished.
Step 2. I had to rig all of the chocolate sauce above the doors she was going through, and in her new Mercedes car seats and exhaust. When she woke up and went to work, she would be covered in chocolate. It was an amazing plan. It was hard work. The chocolate ice cream tubs were extremely heavy, and the doors seemed higher than they normaly would. But it would be worth it. deffinatly.
It was 3:30. My mom would awake from her relaxing slumber only to be covered in gooey chocolate sauce. It would be amazing. Just a couple more hours. I tried my hardest to stay awake, but my eyes eventually grew heavy, and by 5, i was overcome by my tiredness.
I woke up at 7:25. My mom shoudl just be waking up from her warm soft bed. i stayed in my room for a couple of minutes just to hear her reaction. Her room is right below mine. Still waiting after a few minutes. I went down to look. When i opened my door, i felt a bump, and looked up to see a heaping bowl of chocolate sauce oozing down into my face. I whipped off the sauce from my face, to see my moms grinning face. Holding onto her side laughing, she threw me a towel. Its ok though, she and her car would feel the pain pretty soon!
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
The most important game of my life
I was playing CoD:MW2 Hardcore Team Deathmatch on Invasion. I hooked up a rifle grenade, and blasted the guy camping in the corner. So i picked up his M4A1 carbine, got a headshot on his team mate, knifed the same guy in the back when he spawned and stole his ammo. I called in my harrier and got 3 kills. I was ready to call in my chopper gunner. I had to find a safe spot. I dashed to the dense bushes in the back of the map, planted some claymores, and laid down in the brown gooey mud. I called in the chopper gunner. It spawned in the tall, snowy mountains behind the enemies so i surpised them. There were guys camping in builings, but i was able to shoot through the walls. I got a triple kill in the first barrage and a multi kill instantly after. i was going for nuke. 25-0? No problem, i was already at 21-0. Problem. The enemy with the RPG bombarded my chopper, and it went down hard.
I was 21-0. There i was, camping in the farest corner of the map, hiding away in fear of loosing my nuke. i crept silently into the gas station. There were two enemies crounched, peeking around the dusty wall. Double kill. Almost there. An enmey was sprinting into a nearby building, when i unloaded into his back. I brutally killed him, and i was one away. Just that same moment, i was camping atop a 3 story building, with green walls. I had my crosshairs on my kill, ready to pull the trigger. I got shot in the back instantly before i shot. I was furious.
I took off my mike, whipped it at the stone wall, kick a massive hole in my window, and ran out of mt room bellowing at the top of my lungs. My brother ask me to stop, i smacked him as hard as i could. Then it got horrible. He went rage on me and took me hard to the tough carpet. He started to pound my face with his fist and his lumpy knuckles. I started to look like a soggy tomato. Eventually, my mom saved me by tearing him off of me. I was in so much anguish and pain, i felt like dying. My mother quickly drove me to the hosptial and i stayed there in the stinky hospital for 3 long, boring, terrible days.
I was 21-0. There i was, camping in the farest corner of the map, hiding away in fear of loosing my nuke. i crept silently into the gas station. There were two enemies crounched, peeking around the dusty wall. Double kill. Almost there. An enmey was sprinting into a nearby building, when i unloaded into his back. I brutally killed him, and i was one away. Just that same moment, i was camping atop a 3 story building, with green walls. I had my crosshairs on my kill, ready to pull the trigger. I got shot in the back instantly before i shot. I was furious.
I took off my mike, whipped it at the stone wall, kick a massive hole in my window, and ran out of mt room bellowing at the top of my lungs. My brother ask me to stop, i smacked him as hard as i could. Then it got horrible. He went rage on me and took me hard to the tough carpet. He started to pound my face with his fist and his lumpy knuckles. I started to look like a soggy tomato. Eventually, my mom saved me by tearing him off of me. I was in so much anguish and pain, i felt like dying. My mother quickly drove me to the hosptial and i stayed there in the stinky hospital for 3 long, boring, terrible days.
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Elephant madness
I wake up. I eat, watch TV and go to sleep. That is my average day. Boring, eh? If i could, I'd leave. Its that dam elephant. He just sits outside the house, contemplating his next move, constantly frightening me. He knows it to. I peek out the window, he launches peanuts at me. I go out the back door, his baby is right there! No way out. So i wait. I've tried to call the police, but the clever bugger takes out the telephone pole. But hey, at least hes thoughtful enough not to kill me, even though that wouldn't be so bad.
Anyways, about myself. My name is Johnny, I enjoy Family Guys and I HATE ELEPHANTS! There massive stature and annoying roars sent freezing shivers down my spine, and tears to my eyes. As mom always told me, never be afraid, or you'll never live life to the fullest. HA! too bad shes dead, she wasn't afraid of anything. Looks like karma hit her, hard. That gargantuan, blue blob out there, that's Babar the elephant. I named him after my favorite childhood T.V show, Babar. Of coarse, that was when i liked elephants. We bought Babar when i was 13. I'm 23 now, and hes grown into my biggest nightmare.
I usually do fine hiding in my safe house all day and night, but something went wrong. I ran out of batteries for my xbox360 controller, it was horrible. Like 1 million nightmares, except for reality. It was worse than SAW1,2,3,4,5 and 6. So I waited until 3am, until Babar was really fatigue, and stealthily exited my house. Babar sprung up, sucked me into his trunk, and carried me off. I panicked, and passed out.
I awoke in an enormous elephant cave. Just my luck. Hundreds of those horrendous, blue beasts stalked the corridor of the eerie gloomy mountain hole. I curled up in a corner, and hoped they did not notice me. Babar suddenly appeared from a shadow, rose up on his 2 back legs and shrieked "We are the elephant people Nehehehehe!" I pooed myself, shivered, and was too horrified to think about speaking. Many elephant stirred in the background, anxious to witness the coming events. Babar spoke again. "Johnny, my Friend. I had no intentions to frighten you. I live in your lawn because you have special elephant power. Johnny, I need you to stand up." I listend to him, desperately hoping he would not bite my head off. Fear overcame me, and i was fully under Babar's control. I began to follow his every order. "Tap your heels 3 times and say 'Hemhamglobin'" I suddenly felt something very strange arise in my body. My body size was increasing, and my skin was turning a deep shade of blue. I realized, now, that i had become the very thing i wanted to destroy. An elephant. But not any elephant. I was the elephant lord. I had 2 choices. I could heroically lead the elephants to world domination, or i could take the easy way out. Elephants were not my thing. I scurried on all four legs to the end of the cave, and leaped off into the darkness.
ALTERNATE ENDING
I was now king of the elephants. They were at my command. Power flowed through me like oil in a car. I was unstoppable. "Come my hideous elephant army. We will strike Vancouver on the next dawn! The elephants obeyed and adored me. We marched down the mountain to the banks of the Fraiser River, and launched the largest attack in Canadian history. It would be know as 'The siege of Vancouver by the elephant lord Johnny. Millions were killed, and hundreds of captive elephants were drafted into my army. Bombers from USA attacked our army, but we launched rubble from out trucks at them. Take that! It was only a year when all of north and south America was under complete elephant control.
The captive humans were forced to pick us peanuts, or they would die. Treachery and terror spread across the world. Just the sight of elephants would force somebody to go insane. Confusion and chaos broke out in the few remaining western cities, and the east was always on their toes. We cannot cross the ocean because we don't have thumbs to operate machines, so we must build or army and develop a way of waterborne transportation. The end was near for mankind, and a new age of domination would begin. The age, of the ELEPHANTS!
Anyways, about myself. My name is Johnny, I enjoy Family Guys and I HATE ELEPHANTS! There massive stature and annoying roars sent freezing shivers down my spine, and tears to my eyes. As mom always told me, never be afraid, or you'll never live life to the fullest. HA! too bad shes dead, she wasn't afraid of anything. Looks like karma hit her, hard. That gargantuan, blue blob out there, that's Babar the elephant. I named him after my favorite childhood T.V show, Babar. Of coarse, that was when i liked elephants. We bought Babar when i was 13. I'm 23 now, and hes grown into my biggest nightmare.
I usually do fine hiding in my safe house all day and night, but something went wrong. I ran out of batteries for my xbox360 controller, it was horrible. Like 1 million nightmares, except for reality. It was worse than SAW1,2,3,4,5 and 6. So I waited until 3am, until Babar was really fatigue, and stealthily exited my house. Babar sprung up, sucked me into his trunk, and carried me off. I panicked, and passed out.
I awoke in an enormous elephant cave. Just my luck. Hundreds of those horrendous, blue beasts stalked the corridor of the eerie gloomy mountain hole. I curled up in a corner, and hoped they did not notice me. Babar suddenly appeared from a shadow, rose up on his 2 back legs and shrieked "We are the elephant people Nehehehehe!" I pooed myself, shivered, and was too horrified to think about speaking. Many elephant stirred in the background, anxious to witness the coming events. Babar spoke again. "Johnny, my Friend. I had no intentions to frighten you. I live in your lawn because you have special elephant power. Johnny, I need you to stand up." I listend to him, desperately hoping he would not bite my head off. Fear overcame me, and i was fully under Babar's control. I began to follow his every order. "Tap your heels 3 times and say 'Hemhamglobin'" I suddenly felt something very strange arise in my body. My body size was increasing, and my skin was turning a deep shade of blue. I realized, now, that i had become the very thing i wanted to destroy. An elephant. But not any elephant. I was the elephant lord. I had 2 choices. I could heroically lead the elephants to world domination, or i could take the easy way out. Elephants were not my thing. I scurried on all four legs to the end of the cave, and leaped off into the darkness.
ALTERNATE ENDING
I was now king of the elephants. They were at my command. Power flowed through me like oil in a car. I was unstoppable. "Come my hideous elephant army. We will strike Vancouver on the next dawn! The elephants obeyed and adored me. We marched down the mountain to the banks of the Fraiser River, and launched the largest attack in Canadian history. It would be know as 'The siege of Vancouver by the elephant lord Johnny. Millions were killed, and hundreds of captive elephants were drafted into my army. Bombers from USA attacked our army, but we launched rubble from out trucks at them. Take that! It was only a year when all of north and south America was under complete elephant control.
The captive humans were forced to pick us peanuts, or they would die. Treachery and terror spread across the world. Just the sight of elephants would force somebody to go insane. Confusion and chaos broke out in the few remaining western cities, and the east was always on their toes. We cannot cross the ocean because we don't have thumbs to operate machines, so we must build or army and develop a way of waterborne transportation. The end was near for mankind, and a new age of domination would begin. The age, of the ELEPHANTS!
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