Friday, April 9, 2010

Sentance Openers Paragraph

*NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT THE PRIVACY OF OTHERS*
Quickly, we darted down to the field to see this highly anticipated recess. Ryan McClain was going to dump paint on Kelly Heart. Under the tree, Kelly, the nastiest, greasiest, gnarliest girl in the school, sat reading a harry potter book. Since the day before, Ryan had been looking for a way to get back at Kelly for ruining his project. He crept up behind the tree and poured a heaping bucked of paint water on Kelly's greasy hair. Stunned, Kelly sprung to her feet and dashed after Ryan. Luckily, Ryan's buddies, including me, we ready to stone her. Fleeing from the scene, Ryan suddenly tripped over a root, and Kelly was upon him. We were baffled. Kelly was sitting on Ryan, face in between her thunderous thighs, tickling him, and there was nothing we could do about it. Finally, the bell blared, and Kelly released Ryan from the torturous grasp she had on him. He was extremely upset, but he had learned his lesson. Don't mess with Kelly.

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