Elephant madness

I wake up. I eat, watch TV and go to sleep. That is my average day. Boring, eh? If i could, I'd leave. Its that dam elephant. He just sits outside the house, contemplating his next move, constantly frightening me. He knows it to. I peek out the window, he launches peanuts at me. I go out the back door, his baby is right there! No way out. So i wait. I've tried to call the police, but the clever bugger takes out the telephone pole. But hey, at least hes thoughtful enough not to kill me, even though that wouldn't be so bad.
Anyways, about myself. My name is Johnny, I enjoy Family Guys and I HATE ELEPHANTS! There massive stature and annoying roars sent freezing shivers down my spine, and tears to my eyes. As mom always told me, never be afraid, or you'll never live life to the fullest. HA! too bad shes dead, she wasn't afraid of anything. Looks like karma hit her, hard. That gargantuan, blue blob out there, that's Babar the elephant. I named him after my favorite childhood T.V show, Babar. Of coarse, that was when i liked elephants. We bought Babar when i was 13. I'm 23 now, and hes grown into my biggest nightmare.
I usually do fine hiding in my safe house all day and night, but something went wrong. I ran out of batteries for my xbox360 controller, it was horrible. Like 1 million nightmares, except for reality. It was worse than SAW1,2,3,4,5 and 6. So I waited until 3am, until Babar was really fatigue, and stealthily exited my house. Babar sprung up, sucked me into his trunk, and carried me off. I panicked, and passed out.
I awoke in an enormous elephant cave. Just my luck. Hundreds of those horrendous, blue beasts stalked the corridor of the eerie gloomy mountain hole. I curled up in a corner, and hoped they did not notice me. Babar suddenly appeared from a shadow, rose up on his 2 back legs and shrieked "We are the elephant people Nehehehehe!" I pooed myself, shivered, and was too horrified to think about speaking. Many elephant stirred in the background, anxious to witness the coming events. Babar spoke again. "Johnny, my Friend. I had no intentions to frighten you. I live in your lawn because you have special elephant power. Johnny, I need you to stand up." I listend to him, desperately hoping he would not bite my head off. Fear overcame me, and i was fully under Babar's control. I began to follow his every order. "Tap your heels 3 times and say 'Hemhamglobin'" I suddenly felt something very strange arise in my body. My body size was increasing, and my skin was turning a deep shade of blue. I realized, now, that i had become the very thing i wanted to destroy. An elephant. But not any elephant. I was the elephant lord. I had 2 choices. I could heroically lead the elephants to world domination, or i could take the easy way out. Elephants were not my thing. I scurried on all four legs to the end of the cave, and leaped off into the darkness.


ALTERNATE ENDING
I was now king of the elephants. They were at my command. Power flowed through me like oil in a car. I was unstoppable. "Come my hideous elephant army. We will strike Vancouver on the next dawn! The elephants obeyed and adored me. We marched down the mountain to the banks of the Fraiser River, and launched the largest attack in Canadian history. It would be know as 'The siege of Vancouver by the elephant lord Johnny. Millions were killed, and hundreds of captive elephants were drafted into my army. Bombers from USA attacked our army, but we launched rubble from out trucks at them. Take that! It was only a year when all of north and south America was under complete elephant control.
The captive humans were forced to pick us peanuts, or they would die. Treachery and terror spread across the world. Just the sight of elephants would force somebody to go insane. Confusion and chaos broke out in the few remaining western cities, and the east was always on their toes. We cannot cross the ocean because we don't have thumbs to operate machines, so we must build or army and develop a way of waterborne transportation. The end was near for mankind, and a new age of domination would begin. The age, of the ELEPHANTS!