Monday, May 3, 2010

George Harrison is a man from the 1960’s hit band the Beatles. Being the lead guitarist, George enjoyed many different types of music. Intrigued by the sound and uniqueness, George went to India with his band and learned how to play the sitar. Enlightened by the sound of the instrument, George went on to make some great songs. Because George was always a fan of fuzzy creatures, he had a cat named Pseudopod. George and Pseudopod were very close. The time will come when George’s love for the innocent little kitty will be put to the test.

Late at night on Georges band mates alpaca farm, Pineapple, the evil elf, was waiting to ambush George. Sniffing a dirty spoon was Pineapples antelope, who was going to distract the kitty while Pineapple brutaly beat George with the only weapon he had. A WW1 fork. Rusty and sharp, the fork would easily kill him. After waiting over an hour under the leaking hay shed, George and Pseudopod finally approached. Lurking in the bushes on the far side of the street, the antelope discretely pranced around, alerting the tiny fluffy kitty. Pseudopod leaped out of Georges arms and went strait to the hairless brown antelope. Swiftly, the antelope scooped up the innocent kitty in his jaws and ran off.

George was petrified. He watched helplessly as his cherished cat was stolen. Although Pineapple was planning on killing George, his mind was immediately changed. Sitting solemnly under the faded street light was George, weeping, and playing his sitar. Pineapples heart was filled with sorrow and sympathy, and so, with a quick snap of his fingers, the antelope brought back his beloved kitty. Thoughtfully, the elf had giving away his dreams for the happiness of another. Without hesitation, George declined the elf's ct of forgiveness and violently beat him over the head with his tough wooden sitar. Exasperated, George and his kitty left the scene and returned to the safety of his home. George had defended himself and his treasured cat with the simplicity of music.

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