I was playing CoD:MW2 Hardcore Team Deathmatch on Invasion. I hooked up a rifle grenade, and blasted the guy camping in the corner. So i picked up his M4A1 carbine, got a headshot on his team mate, knifed the same guy in the back when he spawned and stole his ammo. I called in my harrier and got 3 kills. I was ready to call in my chopper gunner. I had to find a safe spot. I dashed to the dense bushes in the back of the map, planted some claymores, and laid down in the brown gooey mud. I called in the chopper gunner. It spawned in the tall, snowy mountains behind the enemies so i surpised them. There were guys camping in builings, but i was able to shoot through the walls. I got a triple kill in the first barrage and a multi kill instantly after. i was going for nuke. 25-0? No problem, i was already at 21-0. Problem. The enemy with the RPG bombarded my chopper, and it went down hard.
I was 21-0. There i was, camping in the farest corner of the map, hiding away in fear of loosing my nuke. i crept silently into the gas station. There were two enemies crounched, peeking around the dusty wall. Double kill. Almost there. An enmey was sprinting into a nearby building, when i unloaded into his back. I brutally killed him, and i was one away. Just that same moment, i was camping atop a 3 story building, with green walls. I had my crosshairs on my kill, ready to pull the trigger. I got shot in the back instantly before i shot. I was furious.
I took off my mike, whipped it at the stone wall, kick a massive hole in my window, and ran out of mt room bellowing at the top of my lungs. My brother ask me to stop, i smacked him as hard as i could. Then it got horrible. He went rage on me and took me hard to the tough carpet. He started to pound my face with his fist and his lumpy knuckles. I started to look like a soggy tomato. Eventually, my mom saved me by tearing him off of me. I was in so much anguish and pain, i felt like dying. My mother quickly drove me to the hosptial and i stayed there in the stinky hospital for 3 long, boring, terrible days.
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Elephant madness
I wake up. I eat, watch TV and go to sleep. That is my average day. Boring, eh? If i could, I'd leave. Its that dam elephant. He just sits outside the house, contemplating his next move, constantly frightening me. He knows it to. I peek out the window, he launches peanuts at me. I go out the back door, his baby is right there! No way out. So i wait. I've tried to call the police, but the clever bugger takes out the telephone pole. But hey, at least hes thoughtful enough not to kill me, even though that wouldn't be so bad.
Anyways, about myself. My name is Johnny, I enjoy Family Guys and I HATE ELEPHANTS! There massive stature and annoying roars sent freezing shivers down my spine, and tears to my eyes. As mom always told me, never be afraid, or you'll never live life to the fullest. HA! too bad shes dead, she wasn't afraid of anything. Looks like karma hit her, hard. That gargantuan, blue blob out there, that's Babar the elephant. I named him after my favorite childhood T.V show, Babar. Of coarse, that was when i liked elephants. We bought Babar when i was 13. I'm 23 now, and hes grown into my biggest nightmare.
I usually do fine hiding in my safe house all day and night, but something went wrong. I ran out of batteries for my xbox360 controller, it was horrible. Like 1 million nightmares, except for reality. It was worse than SAW1,2,3,4,5 and 6. So I waited until 3am, until Babar was really fatigue, and stealthily exited my house. Babar sprung up, sucked me into his trunk, and carried me off. I panicked, and passed out.
I awoke in an enormous elephant cave. Just my luck. Hundreds of those horrendous, blue beasts stalked the corridor of the eerie gloomy mountain hole. I curled up in a corner, and hoped they did not notice me. Babar suddenly appeared from a shadow, rose up on his 2 back legs and shrieked "We are the elephant people Nehehehehe!" I pooed myself, shivered, and was too horrified to think about speaking. Many elephant stirred in the background, anxious to witness the coming events. Babar spoke again. "Johnny, my Friend. I had no intentions to frighten you. I live in your lawn because you have special elephant power. Johnny, I need you to stand up." I listend to him, desperately hoping he would not bite my head off. Fear overcame me, and i was fully under Babar's control. I began to follow his every order. "Tap your heels 3 times and say 'Hemhamglobin'" I suddenly felt something very strange arise in my body. My body size was increasing, and my skin was turning a deep shade of blue. I realized, now, that i had become the very thing i wanted to destroy. An elephant. But not any elephant. I was the elephant lord. I had 2 choices. I could heroically lead the elephants to world domination, or i could take the easy way out. Elephants were not my thing. I scurried on all four legs to the end of the cave, and leaped off into the darkness.
ALTERNATE ENDING
I was now king of the elephants. They were at my command. Power flowed through me like oil in a car. I was unstoppable. "Come my hideous elephant army. We will strike Vancouver on the next dawn! The elephants obeyed and adored me. We marched down the mountain to the banks of the Fraiser River, and launched the largest attack in Canadian history. It would be know as 'The siege of Vancouver by the elephant lord Johnny. Millions were killed, and hundreds of captive elephants were drafted into my army. Bombers from USA attacked our army, but we launched rubble from out trucks at them. Take that! It was only a year when all of north and south America was under complete elephant control.
The captive humans were forced to pick us peanuts, or they would die. Treachery and terror spread across the world. Just the sight of elephants would force somebody to go insane. Confusion and chaos broke out in the few remaining western cities, and the east was always on their toes. We cannot cross the ocean because we don't have thumbs to operate machines, so we must build or army and develop a way of waterborne transportation. The end was near for mankind, and a new age of domination would begin. The age, of the ELEPHANTS!
Anyways, about myself. My name is Johnny, I enjoy Family Guys and I HATE ELEPHANTS! There massive stature and annoying roars sent freezing shivers down my spine, and tears to my eyes. As mom always told me, never be afraid, or you'll never live life to the fullest. HA! too bad shes dead, she wasn't afraid of anything. Looks like karma hit her, hard. That gargantuan, blue blob out there, that's Babar the elephant. I named him after my favorite childhood T.V show, Babar. Of coarse, that was when i liked elephants. We bought Babar when i was 13. I'm 23 now, and hes grown into my biggest nightmare.
I usually do fine hiding in my safe house all day and night, but something went wrong. I ran out of batteries for my xbox360 controller, it was horrible. Like 1 million nightmares, except for reality. It was worse than SAW1,2,3,4,5 and 6. So I waited until 3am, until Babar was really fatigue, and stealthily exited my house. Babar sprung up, sucked me into his trunk, and carried me off. I panicked, and passed out.
I awoke in an enormous elephant cave. Just my luck. Hundreds of those horrendous, blue beasts stalked the corridor of the eerie gloomy mountain hole. I curled up in a corner, and hoped they did not notice me. Babar suddenly appeared from a shadow, rose up on his 2 back legs and shrieked "We are the elephant people Nehehehehe!" I pooed myself, shivered, and was too horrified to think about speaking. Many elephant stirred in the background, anxious to witness the coming events. Babar spoke again. "Johnny, my Friend. I had no intentions to frighten you. I live in your lawn because you have special elephant power. Johnny, I need you to stand up." I listend to him, desperately hoping he would not bite my head off. Fear overcame me, and i was fully under Babar's control. I began to follow his every order. "Tap your heels 3 times and say 'Hemhamglobin'" I suddenly felt something very strange arise in my body. My body size was increasing, and my skin was turning a deep shade of blue. I realized, now, that i had become the very thing i wanted to destroy. An elephant. But not any elephant. I was the elephant lord. I had 2 choices. I could heroically lead the elephants to world domination, or i could take the easy way out. Elephants were not my thing. I scurried on all four legs to the end of the cave, and leaped off into the darkness.
ALTERNATE ENDING
I was now king of the elephants. They were at my command. Power flowed through me like oil in a car. I was unstoppable. "Come my hideous elephant army. We will strike Vancouver on the next dawn! The elephants obeyed and adored me. We marched down the mountain to the banks of the Fraiser River, and launched the largest attack in Canadian history. It would be know as 'The siege of Vancouver by the elephant lord Johnny. Millions were killed, and hundreds of captive elephants were drafted into my army. Bombers from USA attacked our army, but we launched rubble from out trucks at them. Take that! It was only a year when all of north and south America was under complete elephant control.
The captive humans were forced to pick us peanuts, or they would die. Treachery and terror spread across the world. Just the sight of elephants would force somebody to go insane. Confusion and chaos broke out in the few remaining western cities, and the east was always on their toes. We cannot cross the ocean because we don't have thumbs to operate machines, so we must build or army and develop a way of waterborne transportation. The end was near for mankind, and a new age of domination would begin. The age, of the ELEPHANTS!
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